Tis Talk Like A Pirate Day! Avast there y’swabbies an’ hearken up good! Levity be the order o’ the day. Break out yer (rubber) cutlasses and prepare to make with the “Arr”! Keelhaul yer formal English! Away all boats for Tortuga! Bring back a prize worthy o’ the mighty Blackbeard hisself! ARRR!
Me ‘n the ferret crew’ll be swabbin’ the poop deck….
(The late Cap’n Fidgie at the helm)