This just in–and I do mean just into my recently reconfigured e-mailbox: many many spams purporting to come from dissatisfied lovers complaining about their male partner’s male appendage. What’s funny about that? How bout that my mail client shows the sender’s soi disant moniker right after the subject line, so that “My boyfriend’s (phallus) keeps slipping out!” is being declaimed by Alvin Inigma. Oi Vey, Alvin! The pseudonym doesn’t fool me, I know it’s you, you pervy little rodent. Just what are the Chipmunks coming to…? Get a movie deal, and go straight to Handbasket. Next thing you know, Simon will be telling me he needs my help to extract money left to him by a Nigerian despot and he just knows I’m a good person who will give him access to my bank account and Theodore will be hawking me Cialis from his Genuine Canadian Pharmacy. Lo(w), how the furry have fallen….